i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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