I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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