This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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