We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize