you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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