Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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