After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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