you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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