But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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