Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
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I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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