Sry I called you an 8
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Randomize