Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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