Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize