people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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