oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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