I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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