You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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