It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
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she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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