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  • 62 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:19am

    Ellen is hot :-p At least someone in my area code agrees with me....

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:22pm

    thats my dream too but i'm a lesbian so i'm automatically a little closer to it.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:07pm

    Just keep swimming, just keep swimming....

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:27pm

    do you hang out at the cubbyhole lesbian bar in new york city? b/c there's a bartender named ellen and she's really sexy.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:02am

    my name is ellen. i hope someone's dream in life is to sissor me. i'd sissor me.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:11am

    I'd make her say lines from finding nemo when it went down

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:40am

    In Soviet Russia, Ellen scissors you.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:21pm

    1:40... I fucking hate how you win at life. That's awesome. Nuff said.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by sonicknx on Jul 18, 10 at 9:07pm

    Hey, it's Ellen from Ellensburg!

    • 45 44
      Submitted by Hinata on Jan 8, 11 at 11:11pm

      You win so much right now. I'm from Ellensburg. <3

  • 26 31
    Submitted by ericaleannxoxo on Apr 8, 12 at 6:50am

    This kid is the tucker max of the 509. So much win right now bro!