Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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