Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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