last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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