Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
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Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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