I am in a vortex of obligation.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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