: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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