Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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