I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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