i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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