This is not my ceiling
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You took a bar mat shot.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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