my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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