Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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