White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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