is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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