i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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