I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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