THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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