at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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