can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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