In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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