why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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