So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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