he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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