I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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