She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
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I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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