Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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