week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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