Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my being single is dangerous.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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