So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
4 words: hood of his car
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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