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- (513): the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
- (724): I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
- (502): If ur still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If ur asleep, ask me how it was.
- SPONSORED (212): I just went spray tanning and now I have a handprint on my ass http://bit.ly/aIkEeh
- (619): I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
- (732): I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome. http://tinyurl.com/tflniphone
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