is wine microwaveable?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. Itβs called balance.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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