90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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